Born: Around 30 years ago

Location: Mid-west somewhere

Family: 1 mother, 1 father, a gang of sisters

Current Residence: Oregon, usually. But I heard he has a secret condo in Roswell.

Current Whereabouts: Somewhere in the 1600's hiding in the mountains of Peru, studying the Inca empire when it was at its peak. According to his last sub-space temporal communication, his plan to intercept the Spanish before they attack and annihilate the Inca's is underway. Only time will tell if he succeeds.

History: Mike Wilson was born... Mike Wilson. He grew up, played, went to school, played some more, and so on. Then he started to draw. He loved to draw. He drew here... he drew there... little Mike drew everywhere. He drew on a box, he drew with a fox. He drew in a house, he drew with a mouse. He will eat his green eggs and ham! He will, he will, Sam I....   ?

When he was done drawing, he went back to school... where he drew some more. After school he decided to take up drawing. He tried to get a job where he could draw, but no one would hire him. Poor Mike was crushed. So he gave up drawing to make sock puppets for a living. For 3 and a half years he performed a puppet act show at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall...well in the back alley anyway, until he a landed a puppet job performing wedding ceremonies at the Church of Elvis.

In 1997 he met Farnsworth... a hamster. They went on tour doing a ventriloquist act with Mike as the puppet, until a falling out over who got the bag of chips that was tossed on stage during a performance. A few years later he opened a business but then left it out of shear boredom due to lack of customers wanting to shop for merchandise for a TV show that now no longer exists.

Over the next few years he decided to go back to writing Dr. Seuss books until he realized that he had never really done that. So he went back to drawing. However, to make up for his lack of drawing for so many years, he pulled a Bill and Ted and went back in time to become an expert drawer...er...uh...ARTEEST!!! Now, through his art, he hopes to change the world into a friendly and peaceful Utopia by drawing comic books.